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a movie about flying spiders in 3D
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OMFG.
OMFG.
I can’t. Best thing I’ve ever seen.
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THIS.
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i feel like this is necessary
i’m not gorgeous. i’ve come to terms with that
i will never be “hot”
but i honestly like being goofy over that.
i need humor in my life
because i’d take a laugh over a boner any day
my boyfriend and i were going for a walk and got caught in the rain.
we had to run up hill for like 4 blocks in pouring rain.
he screamed “this is like some notebook moment”
i’m like “i’ve never even seen that entire movie!”
and continued to run, holding hands.
our lives
are strange
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Bless this post
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No one get’s lynched for exfoliating is the greatest come back I’ve ever witnessed.
THANK YOU SAMANTHA WOJSZNIS.
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Seven states that ban atheists from holding public office.
What the actual fuck. Since when does your personal, religious beliefs matter in a country that supposedly has separation of church and state?
look at this shit
All of these states can feel free to secede from my country at any time, kthx.
GTFO of the country founded to escape religious persecution you cockmunching assholes.
Hahahaha, I saw hate about states and I’m so totally not surprised to see my state up there. For fucks sake, Mississippi, you have to get on everyone’s bad side, don’t you?
And separation of church and state in Mississippi? HA, HAHAHAHAHHAHAHA!!! FUCK!
god dammit Texas.
This is why I’m too scared to ever leave California. Our economy might suck balls, but I’ll take that over this kinda bullshit.
pennsylvania being stellar as always
wait… what the FUCK maryland? i believed in you, dammit!
ummmm… america is a little fucked up, isn’t it…
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